by Brandon Wainscott
GRADE:
A
So, Elizabethtown got mediocre reviews by critics. Moviegoers were more generous. One IMDB reviewer held the opinion that the professional critics have spent too much time on the coasts, that is to say, fail to appreciate the simplicity of what the movie depicts.
The movie stars the lovely, charming, ever innocent Kirsten Dunst and Orlando Bloom as the main characters. Also on the cast are Susan Sarandon, Alec Baldwin, and even Paula Deen. Here is the premise: Orlando Bloom's character, Drew Baylor, has just lost a billion dollars in a failed enterprise in the shoe industry. So, he goes home to kill himself. He's sat up a clever way of doing this, which I will let the reader watch. Well, then the phone rings. It's his sister. Annoyed, he asks if she can call back. She says, no. He protests. She tells him "dad is dead. He had a heart attack". Words to those effect.
Dad is from Kentucky, and he was visiting there when he died. So, Drew is sent to Kentucky to recover the body, to bring home to Oregon, I mean California, but Oregon, for cremation. Because, when he gets to Kentucky, they are set on burying him, not cremating him. This is the South, and cremation is a bit more frowned upon. But, his last will was to be cremated. Not a written will, but that's what he told his wife (Sarandon). Well, Drew goes east to Kentucky to get the body, supposedly coming from California. It's actually Oregon, but for the simple Kentuckians, it's California, which represents fast paced, fake culture. This is an enjoyable little piece of humor.
But, on the way to Kentucky, he meats a bubbly, charmingly crazy flight attendant named Claire (Kirsten Dunst). It's an almost empty flight. She says he gets a complimentary seat in first class. Tired, and naturally reflective with the matter of his father's death, he declines, and wants to sleep. Claire tells him that he needs to, because she does not want to have to run to the back just for him. He obliges. This is an understandable request. But, she does get a bit crazy. She keeps manically sitting with him, talking to him. She gives him directions to Elizabethtown. She tells him over and over which exit to take. She even draws him a map....and gives him her number (if he needs to call for help....yeah...or...well, you know...no, not sex. Seriously. This is not a movie about sex in the least. But it's not really for directions...). So, she's told him over and over how to get there.
Now, Elizabethtown is less than an hour from me, and only a Kentuckian can appreciate this next scene. He's going into downtown Louisville. I'm saying, "Where in the FUCK are you going?" Then it gets worse. He's going east on I-64. He is all the way in horse country, which is an hour and a half or so from where he was supposed to go.
But, he gets there. He is greeted with Southern love by his Kentucky paternal side of the family. It's a completely different culture for him. The people are more honest and simple. As a Kentuckian, it's not insulting or stereotyping. It really is like that. The movie does not make these people hicks. They welcome him from "California". After a day of experiencing a completely different culture, and dealing with the funeral affairs, he goes home to his nice hotel suite. He decides to call Claire. He's lonely and sad. She doesn't answer. Then his sister calls. She's begging him to come home, because their mother is in some manic fit of learning to cook, to do this, and to do that. Then, Claire calls back, and he talks to her. Then, his sort-of-girlfriend/fuck buddy (Jessica Biel) calls. She started flirting with him as soon as he became a corporate tycoon. But, now that he's lost it all...but she's not a detestable character. I like that. It keeps the move from being cliché. But, he obviously wants to talk to Claire. He goes back to his sister, trying to get off the phone, and then back to Claire, back to his fuck buddy. Finally, he gets to talk to Claire alone, and they talk for hours. They meet up. And they don't have sex. Which is good, because a sex scene that early would have likely ruined the movie. Even the later hinted sex is not at all shown. We simply see the characters the next morning. This is not a movie about sex.
All this time, mind you, he is dealing with the funeral affairs and getting to know his family. So, he is getting to know Claire and then getting to know his family. I think for critics this was too all over the place, but for me it was an example of the the literary style of sideshadowing, the intentional not using a linear plot. This style assumes that life is not linear. There is a premise, but not a storyline. This is what I like.
The romance that develops between Drew and Claire, slowly and interestingly. It doesn't rush, and I think it is an intelligent, enjoyable development. Ebert complained that Claire was a bit manic and annoying, even creepy. Perhaps, but I liked that. Drew is morose and bitter over the loss of a billion dollars, but Claire looks on life brightly, and takes it how it is. We also see this archetype in Drew's Southern side of the family. Life is slower in the South. The people are more real. That is why they keep saying he is from California, where life is fast paced and fake.
Which is why, I think, the critics did not give high ratings to the film. Ebert gave it three stars. I think the critics, as one IMDB reviewer said, have spent too much time on the coasts. The film, esoterically and symbolically, is this: money is not everything. Success is not everything. Love is. You can't live life for money. You have to be real, like Claire, and like your Southern family. If you live for fortune, you will be miserable and...kill yourself. Because, even with the death of his father, our protagonist intends to go right home and kill himself still, as if the loss of his father was not enough for the family. Completely selfishness.
I think movie critics may not always appreciate such things because they are not book readers perhaps. In literature, this would be more appreciated. But, ultimately, film and literature are the same art--the art of poetry in the Aristotelian sense. They show us life. I quite liked this movie. It was not sappy, was intelligent, deep, and charming. Dunst played the bubbly Claire perfectly (he usual type of roll) and Bloom was perfect for the morose, lost character) and Paula Dean was perfect for the loud, loving Southern aunt. She really shined here, and represented that metaphor of the South as a place more real. I give this movie an A.